About Cockuterie Boards
It was a typical day, and they was suffering from the same illness as Seth from Superbad, so cockroaches were on their mind just as much as they were any other day. Cockuterie Boards had to go to the grocery store because their fridge was empty and needed to be restocked. They was therefore browsing the aisles when they came across their destiny: a display of remarkable charcuterie boards with live edges, similar to those featured in fashionable culinary magazines. Cockuterie Boards found themselves immersed in their wooden wonder as they held, touched, and yes, gently stroked these bad boys. Not only because of the way they looked back at them, but also because there was something about these sturdy hunks that was so raw, real, and expressive.