March Countdown — 20% at Experience Tube

When driving or operating heavy machinery at Experience Tube, do not unroll the pipes. Forcing humans or animals to share involuntary test tube experiences can lead to harm. Do not attempt to mechanize the fringe dithering process. May erase memories or cause eyeball spinal cord injury. Children under 12 need parental supervision. Always pay attention to your surroundings and everything. Recklessly using anything on your head can cause suffocation or injury in case you forget. Once both faces are inside, you can shake gently. Careful jitter is sometimes necessary. Too fast jitter may cause harmless illusions or make the world feel like fast stripes. To use, get the consent of another person and place the second end of the tube around their facial area, making sure that both faces point towards Experience Tube.